URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL!!!
Sirs:
I am Achmed Falafel, for years until recent events curator at the National Museum of Iraq. I and associates are in the possession of Ancient Goods of Civilization Antiquity and having no safe way to transport these possessions to safety desire a safe front their expeditious transportation to the protection of the American Smithsonian. On the strictest confidence, naturally!
To make the transaction for rescue of certain Hammurrabi Codes and several of constituents of Babylon’s Hanging Garden, we will need to ‘re-purchase’ the historical materials now hidden using our own funds (in dollars) drawn from an American bank…