This afternoon I’ve been reading complaints about the Dirt Devil Featherlite upright vacuum, the make and model of the vacuum cleaner we own, and as of 35 minutes ago, I can confidently say that our Dirt Devil Featherlite doesn’t suck. Not at all. Not one wisp of dust, not one stray cat hair, not one fallen crumb does it draw into its black, noisy heart. Not anymore.
I didn’t get the floors clean today, but neither did the machine’s roar do further damage to my hearing.
And only a couple months beyond warranty, too.