Scores of them. Acres. A few excerpts:
Congratulations on Outstanding Achievement:
There is no doubt that your recent achievements will be
spoken of for some time to come and that the admiration
for your accomplishments is felt by all of us within the
industry as well as the general public.
Refusal of Request for Letter of Recommendation:
Your request for a...
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Archive for March, 2006
Crappy Business Letters
Heist
Heist
From the OED:
heist (_____). slang (orig. U.S.).
A hold-up, a robbery; also attrib. and Comb. Also as v., to hold up, rob, steal. So
‘heister, a robber, a hijacker; a shoplifter. Cf. hist v.2 2, hoist v. 6 and n. 5.
1927 Dialect Notes V. 449 Heister, n. (1)...
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