Aphorisms

Too Slow

February 25, 2004
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Will February never end? This has got to be the longest February in recent memory.

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Stupid Ugly

September 14, 2003
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Yesterday we used Exquisite Corpse to make similes and metaphors. Here’re a few as ugly as a rifle stupider than a boy a housewife is like a dictionary dumber than a box All true.

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From the Vault

September 11, 2003
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Another paragraph from the vault. Dread goes with bad things, anticipation with good. We’ve learned that the good things we’re waiting for will be somewhat duller once we’ve gotten them. If we’re smart, we’ll be satisfied by the waiting, our anticipation shaping midnight grins as we lie sleepless in bed, looking ahead. But I’m...

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